Never bet against a demon

Don't let this pastor fool you - inside he's
the devil and will steal your soul

Earlier in the week I gave you my super double secret strategy for picking the winner of any college basketball game during the NCAA Tournament - and well - I may listen to 'Death Cab for Cutie' or watch 'Project Runway', great episode last night by the way, but I am nails, sporting term, when it comes to picking a winner.

Again, the key to picking winners is by the strength of the mascot of teams involved. Duh.

Yesterday, the No. 1 ranked Texas Longhorns were upset, sporting term, by the Wake Forest Demon Deacons - Demon being the key word here - Demons always always always always win. (They're evil.) Duh.

Bullwinkle's cousin didn't stand a chance

My super cool prediction model is further proof that just because one may know where Bryant Park is and why it would be super cool to show there or who James Beard is and why his award is super cool to win - doesn't mean one can't win the NCAA Tournament bracket thingy.