Those were the words I used when replying to someone telling me that she heard that a friend of hers, a bride groom, got a bit upset when a hunky stripper got a little too close to his soon to be bride during a bachelor/bachelorette party at a strip club.
C'mon now - no reason for fist-a-cuffs, pal, is there? You are at a STRIP CLUB. What did this dude think - that there'd be some decorum? Some respect? Some holding back of the vulgarity?
You are at a STRIP CLUB!
Worse yet, you decided to have the par-tay at a strip club. Who does that? And more importantly, why? Just hold it at a brothel? At least if friskiness did prevail - it would be expected.
I thought about this for a second, and I came up with a couple of honeymoon spots for people who think strips clubs are a good place to hold their pre-wedding festivities.
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Dear Bride Groom who thought it was a good idea to have his pre-nuptials at a strip club and got into a fight after beefcake stripper hit on your soon-to-be-wife,
Don't be a dope and it's your own fault.
Plus, now that you're worried about opening Pandora's box, literally, maybe next time you will do the vanilla thing, reserve the party room at The Olive Garden and have a sensible, boring and g-string-less celebration.
Sincerely,
Blind man's zoo
He could always do what my good buddy Brad did and have the bachelor/bachelorette party at a drag show! Talk about amusing, especially with a group of Marines!
ReplyDeleteOf course, I'm more of the opinion that these parties should not be combined. They should be Vegas style. What happens at the bachelor(ette) party, stays at the party. Don't ask, don't tell. Like in The Hangover. It didn't happen. Just without the roofies.